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How Dogs Are Better Than Men

 




How Dogs and Men Are The Same

Both take up too much space on the bed
Both have irrational fears about vacuum c!eaning
Both are threatened by their own kind.
Both mark their territory
Both are bad at asking you questions
Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches
Neither does any dishes
Both pass gas shamelessly.
Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
Both like dominance games
Both are suspicious of the postman.
Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.
Neither understands what you see in cats.
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How Dogs Are Better Than Men

Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
Dogs miss you when you're gone.
Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
Dogs don't criticize your friends.
Dogs admit when they're jealous.
Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
Dogs do not play games with you -except Frisbee (and they never laugh at how you throw)
Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
You can train a dog.
Dogs are easy to buy for.
You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK. The really worst disease you can get from them is rabies but there's a vaccine for it and you get to kill the one that gives it to you)
Dogs understand what no means.
Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.
Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
Dogs admit it when they're lost.
Dogs are color blind.
Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
Dogs mean it when they kiss you
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Where Dogs Fall Short

Men only have two feet that track in mud.
Men can buy you presents.
Men don't have to play with every man they see when you take them around the block. Men are a little bit more subtle.
Dogs have dog breath all the time.
Men can do math stuff.
Men don't shed as much, and if they do, they hide it
And the number one reason dogs fall short... It's more fun to dry off a wet man!!!!!!


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